tak tau ape cerita

tgk la sakai ke tak kau, tajuk pun cam mereng je.
ok, jap2.
ayat sakai tu aku dapat dr dak cina pompuan yg duk menyumpah JAS tganu
cz sj mengelak dr dak cos die bt lawatan meskipun kebenaran bersurat tlh diambil.
haih!
cina pun pandai cakap bhs2 'moden' yg 'otai2' tuh.
aku pun kanja! wooopsss!
kanja plop.
kanja tu = terkesima dlm bahasa ganu.
lalalaaa~
gelak lah aku dgn huru haranya kat fst td sbb dgr cina tu ckp ngn budak2 melayu cem tuh.
hahhahahahaaaiii~


ok, sebenarnye, nak btau,
teruk tak teruk aku nih...
punyelah bniat nak ade blog lain la,
nak tulis mcm2 kat belog tyme cuti raye,
mcm2 lah hajat aku buat,
tp semua bertukar jd qada hajat!
oh my!

dulu b4 raya, sikit2 nak kene qada hajat b4 buat sesuatu.
(aku penah cakap ni kat post terdahulu)
tp now, pantang ade ms terluang, aku akan bertapa lam jamban!
oh tidakkkk!
tak tau la tenape peyot ni....
nak kate makin kuwus, berat bertambah gak 5-6 kg.
aiii...
keciwa2.

k, la.
esok test.
sowie sesangat sbb terlalu bz ngn ape pun aku tak tau.
tp aku abaikan pulak baby blog nih.
hajat nak wat belog baru pun masih gelap gambr lah kate org ganu.
haih...
malu aku ngn korang.
k, papai.
mau sorok muke ke lantai jap. +_+

cuti saya

siapa tak suka cuti? angkat tgn.
hurm, mmg takde lah kan. hampir semua org suka diberi cuti dan menikmati cuti.
sy bukan tak suka, tp kadang2 label cuti itu sendiri buat sy rimas.
rimas la bila dilabel cuti tapi tak pulak mengecapi istilah cuti yg sebenar.
nak sy definasikan cuti sbnr bagaimana, nampak bgtu demanding pula.
tp cukup lah kalau sy katakan, cuti sekolah akhir tahun ade lah TERBAEK!
itu benar2 cuti. bila usia dah menginjak dewasa, cuti atau tidak, otak sentiasa berpusing.
ade sj kerja2 tersisa atau janji2 berbaki yg perlu diselesaikan.

sebenarnya, jika dihitung kira, masih byk assignment yg perlu diselesaikan segera.
tp akhir2 ni, byk pulak sy tidur. mcm tak ckup zat je.
bangun2 dah pukul 12.30, huh! dah lewat utk ke sampling mahupun UMT.
pening juga bila difikirkan.... rutin tido smua berubah. nnt dah habis cuti siap la.... +_+

hari2 yg sy lalui biase2 sj. kalau lihat mereka sbya sy, pasti sibuk mbeli belah pakaian raya,
buat persiapan raya gila2, pergi photoshoot, mcm2 lg lah.
sy masih mcm dulu. mbaca buku yg dipinjam dr kutubkanah. oh, tak tau la ejaan ni btl ke tak.
sy mmg bgitu. buku akademik tak terbace. buku lain2 perkara pulak yg sy suka bace.
rase mcm sarat je kpala utk ingt semua perkara yg sy dapat dr bahan bacaan.
sebab itu berhajat nk buat belog baru. tp rase mcm tak baik je.
pasti yg dikejar tak dapat, yg dikendong berciciran nanti. thk la mcm mane.

hari ini, takde bahan hiburan. sbb kepala pening n mood pun tak bgitu baik.
tiba2 sy teringat, ade perkara sy lupa nak LIHAT.
nak tau ape..?

ha....




ini ha....

ha, ni lah wajah suspek yg kalah bermain 'oto-zom'!
tp apekan daya, sy berhutang ngn die teddy bear +,+"
p/s : cepat la balik. nak maen lagi! tak sabar nak menang :P

hiburan kecil

lame saya tak update blog. bgitu juga sattus di FB.
niat sy, cuti ni wujudkan 1 blog lain yg kearah pemikiran kreatif (konon!).

byk perkara berlaku. sy pun sedikit sibuk.
melayan tuntutan keluarga dan agama di bulan Ramadhan.
maaf, sy mmg sedikit terganggu bila ape yg diharapkan tak mjd.
sy manusia biasa.

malam ini, Alhamdulillah, sy bkesempatan online lbh masa.
takde gangguan (setakat ini la kan....)
dan tba2 1 hiburan kecil ni.
mgkin betul cakap Buya.
sy perlu berhibur sedikit.

kamu2 yg mbaca blog ini,
sy hadiah kan hiburan kecil ni.
harap kamu suka ye!
p/s : komen sy tak reply lg. ade ms sy reply.

Installing a husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0 and

Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

Baca artikel ini sepenuhnya untuk tahu apa jawapannya

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

cuti atau tidak?

ntah.
sama je.
hampir tiada beza.



ok,
saya tidak bersyukur.

Ramadhan without him...

Today is 1 Ramadhan.
the first Ramadhan in my life without a man whom i call 'ayah'.
really miss him, deeply.
during fast breaking just now,
it was an odd feeling when i was left alone by mama to finish all the food we had.
before, it was me n ayah who did the so-called-'job'.
actually,
im having my mens so all i did since evening was eat,eat n eat....
i dunt want to think much about Ramadhan.
today was just a plain ordinary day.
nothing to be happy about.
fasting.... well during any other month, i do fast sometimes.
so, nothing really change much except for my eating-mate which is no longer around.

sawing 'tahu sumbat' at bazar made me think of him, heaps!
during previous Ramadhan, almost everyday i bought the 'tahu' for him.
a must to increase his appetite.
now,
no more main objective in going to the bazar.

about 'ayah', sometimes i forget that he is actually not around.
there were times when i thought he is coming home from work
in the late evening especially when i fall asleep in evening.
that is one of the reasons why evening sleep will change my mood drastically.
so do late wake-up.
as i used to give him a kiss and wave my hands till his car no longer in my sight of view.

i miss him.seriously.
i just cant imagine when ppl ask me,
'ayah kerja ape?'
'anak sape ni ye?'
i will try to answer the questions as if 'ayah' is still here..here...
but as studying very near,
most of the ppl i've met will absolutely ask thiese kind of questions.
it is so uncomfortable. :'(
and this really makes me feel deep down.
but when i turn home,
i have this keep this feeling away.
i dunt want mama knew about this.
yet my mood still haven't changed the moment i try to throw this feeling.

for whatever things i had in life,
i wish my childs wouldn't be in my shoes.
so do my friends.
it is hard when u lose ur love ones.
harder when u have to keep the feelings to the other of ur love ones.
and hardest when there were many things that need u to explain about how, when n who ur love ones is to u, to the other love ones u have n to the people around u.
how i wish ppl understand me better... :'(

tlg lukis pls....

tadi jalan2 di alam belog. sbg tanda nak release tens.
buat ke sekelian kalinya aku terjah kat blog INI.

wooow,woooooowwwww,wooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
tak sangka pulak laki rajiah ni yg buat ini

gilak!!!
womantiknyewwwww~
auwww~

buya tlg buat nanti bole? *_*

begini rupanya saya..... +_+

jalan2 di belog cik Kirah,
lalu bace lah recent post beliau yg menarik, tertarik, mmg bombastik! :P

jd sy mahu juga pos begitu....bluekkkkkkkehekehekkk!
nmpk giler sifat hasad dengki iri hati beraja di hati.
ok2, bukan....
tipu lah dengki tahap babeng. menda kecit je pun kak oi...
sj lah,
she's actually inspired me.
*ok kira, kau boleh bangga sekarang :P

maka, setelah meminta khidmat pak cik Google,
berteraskan tarikh lahir sy sendiri yg
berpaksikan pada i/c, maka terhasil lah begini....

1. SANGAT SETIA DAN PEMURAH
pemurah tu, btl la kot.... cepat cair ah ngn situasi org.maka terus jd pemurah. setia.....???? erk,shhhhh..~

2. BERSIFAT PATRIOTIK
ini benar banget! Malaysia, oh tanah airku~

3. SANGAT AKTIF DALAM PERMAINAN DAN PERGAULAN
permainan? boleh la.... umo 12 dah black belt taekwondo. pergaulan, ha... mmg kecoh tak hengat!

4. BERCITA-CITA TINGGI
ni pun tak dapek na disangkal..... tp cita2 ape kah sebenarnye itu? kita tungguuuuu~

5. SUKA MENJADI ORANG BERPENGARUH DALAM ORGANISASI
haha! gile ah! k,k.... form 5, naib pengerusi PRS, pengerusi Kelab BI.
tahun 1 kat UMT da jd Majlis Tertinggi Kelab Entech, sekarang Timbalan Pengerusi.
ok, positif!

6. SERONOK DIDAMPINGI
ye ke? buya.... tlg komen yg ni! x_x

7. PANDAI BUAT LAWAK DAN BERFIKIRAN DENGAN LOGIK
hehehehe..... lawak ke tak, tu kene tny baya kot. ngahaha!! logik, ha.....
mama pasti setuju yg ni. sebab hari2 aku bebel mcm2 isi semasa yg logik n penting lbh2 isu ekonomi dan pentadbiran. gilak!

8. SUKA BERCAMPUR DENGAN ORANG
bergantung..... org yg dah memang pernah digauli, aku on je! (plis jgn pikir bukan2)

9. SUKA DIPUJI, DIBERI PERHATIAN DAN DIBELAI
dipuji, memang, standat la bai... pompuan mmg cenggituh!
diberi perhatian, agak la... samapai tahap lectrer tegur aku makin tembam baru aku terdiam!!
dibelai..... ok, no komen! buya la komen :P

10. SANGAT JUJUR, AMANAH DAN BERTOLAK ANSUR
jujur? ok la kot. ats korang ah yg ni.
amanah? boleh la ni, lg2 bab2 duet...jgn men2 na...~
bertolak ansur.... dah tak dop tolak2 ansur dah. aku je kene tolak. tu yg jd pencacai smpai ari ni!!! :(

11. TIDAK PANDAI BERPURA-PURA
ha, ini hipokrit ah kan? kompim bukan aku. kalau aku nak maki sape2, aku maki je!fush~

12. CEPAT MARAH
ha.... baru cakap pasal maki2. langsung kene cop cepat marah. ok surrender!

13. SIKAP KURANG SABAR DAN TERGESA-GESA
haih, tgk, tgk....ko tgk. baru je angkat mendera putih, dikatanya pulak kurang sabar dan tergesa2. fine! talk to the hand! +_+"

14. PERANGAI YANG BERUBAH-UBAH
pulak dah.... aku baru je nak merajuk dikatanya berubah2 plak.... mmg genuine aku lah ni.... 0_0'

15. TIDAK EGO WALAUPUN HARGA DIRI SANGAT TINGGI
wah.... benarkah? ego tu, nauzubillah....

16. BENCI PADA KONGKONGAN
-no komen-

ini saya.
gambar pasport.
mase baru je tamat matrik.
sekarang dah tua.
rumah kate pergi,
kubur kate mari.







acknowledgement
_________________________________________

Rahsia Peribadi Seseorang Mengikut Bulan Yang Dilahirkan

(Berdasar Kaji Selidik Selama 25 Tahun Oleh Dr. Fazhilah Kamsah)

&

Shakira Yunus
(kata tiada nama)